Reassurance

The medication works.

Haldol

If they put yoo on haldol — always, ALWAYS ask for cogentin to deal with the side effects

Time in the Mental Hospital

Yoo can use your time in the mental hospital to either become stronger, or weaker.  It's up to yoo.

Schizophrenics are like snowflakes — No two are alike

Probes

Some days, your shrink won't stop probing until they've gotten you upset.  It's not your fault.  They think it's some kind of game, and they're doing it to all their patients.

Psychosis

Schizophrenia is when a nice person realizes, "Other people aren't nice."

An Easy Choice

My psych meds are the difference between having a nice home filled with treasures, and being homeless and suicidal.

Antipsychotic Medication

What does antipsychotic medication do?  For one, it mitigates the anger you feel, and the behavior that makes others angry at you.  I guess you could say it mellows you out.

Science

Schizophrenia is the natural mental state of 100% of homo sapiens.

Vs. Depression

This is the easiest, cheapest way I've found to fight depression.

You may want to add milk and/or sugar.

M.I.

M.I. stands for Mentally Ill, but also Most Intelligent.