Citizen Cope

Shrinks offin steel yer elthy koping skilz, and replase dem wit suisidal ideashun

Happy

If yer happy and yoo kno it, it's yer medz!

Haldol

Haldol iz attempted murder

Sanity

Skit meenz I am attempting to becum sane, wile otherz ar nott.

Religious Delusions?

A Skit hu klamez God spexe tu them iz no difrent than a preecher hu klamez the same.

Note

In remishun, yer disability iz stil valid

Yoo Kan Be My Bodygard

Yoo kan kal me "Skit" but I prefer da term "Gifted."

Stil the Same

The biggest lie of Skit, iz that yoo ar suddenly stupid

The Lady Wore Blak

A shrink wud rather attend yer funeral, than recommend coffee

Blurry

Shrinks created the skizoaffective diagnosis to ease the intense stigma that they themselvez impozed on skizofrenia.

In the process, they hopelessly muddled ther profeshun.

Now they cant see the cleer distinction between skit and bipolar.

A Little Story

Me at Shrink's, "The SSRI iz givving me brest tissue (lumps)!"

My Shrink, "Tell me if you start lactating."

Later...

Me at Home, "Forget this stuf, I'm just gonna drink the coffee!"

Stil Triggered After Al Theze Yeerz

Almost everything in The Bible triggerz my Skit

AARP

Skit iz retirement

Perfectly Natural

Sike medz ar no different than food or shelter, and may in fact be more important

Risperdal

My opinion on Risperdal, iz that the benefits ar so minimal, that the marked increes in appetite and significant wate gane, make it a useless drug

It Gets Better

Duz Skit get better over time?  Yes.

My Formula

Tried and Troo Solutionz that Genuinely Help Me

Geodon
Coffee


Substancez that Hav Proven to do Nothing but Harm Me

Marijuana
Anti-depressants
Haldol
Risperdal
Abilify
Cocane
Ecstacy
Opiates
Tobacco


Substancez that I Lerned from but had Diminishing Returnz

LSD
Salvia Divinorum
Alcohol