Healthy Distrust

Skitzofrenia iz when the childhood strategy of trusting people no longer works

Too Much Stress

A schizophrenia diagnosis does not mean you are no longer smart.  It simply means you have been under too much stress for far too long.

Insentience

Schizophrenics who self-medicate with heroin become the most insufferable, pseudo-intellectual flakes.

Bewitched

It seems like whenever I'm 100% prepared for my shrink appointment, they call and cancel.

Baby Steppin

I've come a long way, and medicine has come a long way, when I can take my meds and say, "Thank God!"

The 1%

Schizophrenics are sed to compose 1% of the population.  The remaining 99% are bipolar.

Depression: What Helps an What Duznt

After dealing with depression for more than 20 years, I'd like to share the things that have helped me, and the things that haven't.

The things that have helped/cured my depression:

God
Geodon
Coffee

The things that did not help/worsened my depression:

Marijuana
Jesus
Buddha
Anti-depressants
Haldol

The Impression I got from Shrinks When I was Newly Diagnosed

The Impression I got of how my Shrinks felt about me when I was newly diagnosed:  "You are broken and inferior and are no longer smart.  I am superior and smarter because I graduated from college and medical school.  You are totally under my power and must take these pills that make you feel horrible because you are a threat to good society."