Value

God determinz my value, not Skit.

Skit

Skit is my new, simplified word for schizophrenia

My Medz

7 AM

60 mg Geodon (generic)
1 mg Ativan (generic)


5 PM

80 mg Geodon (generic)
1 mg Ativan (generic)

3 Things

The 3 best things I ever did for my depression:

1.  Moving out of my parents' house

2.  Coffee

3.  Quitting SSRIs

See Yoo At Walmart

If yoo see me plugging my earz in public, it's not becuz I'm hearing voices.  It's becuz that is my go-to hiccup cure.

The Coz

Wat cozez skizofrenia?

Intelligence.

Prevailing Windz

The prevailing definition of skizofrenia in psychiatry these days seemz to be:

Yoo ar not special
There iz no God
There iz no magic

Paranoia

Yes, sometimes paranoia iz an incorrect analyzation of information.

But many timez, skizoz see thingz that otherz ar trying to conceal.


Who iz the most paranoid?

Police.

And no one questionz their reazonz why.

Don't Trifle With Harry Potter

I visit a shrink only becuz they hav an illegal monopoly on psych medz

Dont Even Dare

Kidz ar naturally twitchy and restless, but no docter darez call it tardive dyskinesia!

Slitely Disorganized Mini-Rant

Yes, I fit all the criteria of a paranoid skizofrenic, but it's not how I define myself. 

I hav mild allergiez, but don't obsess over them.

I cope with my symptomz and life goez on.

The average person iz a lot crazier than me.

Remission

Remission iz a thing in skizofrenia.

It requires a few thingz:

1.  Figuring out the rite medz and keeping compliant

2.  Government income

3.  No dope or alcohol

The formula for a suicide attempt

Haldol plus an anti-depressant

Predictable

All shrinks receev the same training.  That makes seeing a new one predictable.  You can expect all the same questions.

In the biz, they dont call it turnover or burnout or even termination, but I've come to expect switching med prescribers every 3 or 4 years.

Mike

Dementia Praecox

Two traits distinguish the skizofrenic from the general population:  Intelligence and Sobriety

Blowin in the wind

Schizophrenia is different than bipolar, becuz it is impossible to deny that yer sick.

More Than Just the Brain

Mental health has a great deal to do with gut health and the metabolism.

Thuro chewing is so essential to digestion and energy level.

Saying nope to dope will save yer metabolism.

An Open Letter to John Cadigan

I wish I could somehow impart to schizophrenic artist John Cadigan, that his Christian family is manipulating him, and his narcotic addiction is destroying him.

Neigh

My shrink iz concerned about my "hi cholesterol" and suggested I eat plain oatmeal.  Do I look like a horse?

Suicide

Suicide is not an impulsive act.  It is the result of years of bad parenting and psychiatric bungling.

Raining

Skitzos ar dogs and bipoles ar cats.  Guess which one refuzez treatment?